Senility

Not just a deaf old bat, but senile too.

Got up this morning as usual, dropped pyjamas on bed, went to bathroom and had a shower.

Put on towelling dressing gown and towel dried hair before styling it with my brush, then cleaning my teeth.

So far, so every morning.

Autopilot.

Returned to bedroom to make up bed then get dressed.

Ummm.

As I was about to straighten the duvet, I glanced at the clock.

12.15.

A.M.

So, I towelled my hair as dry as I could and went back to bed.

And slept till it was really morning.