Friday, 30 November 2007

The Downsides of being over 60

1. Finding it takes longer to do anything.

2. Forgetting which day of the week it is.

3. Having to live on a pension instead of a full salary.

4. Being unable to do things that you used to enjoy.

5. Thinking you still look good, but finding that the men you fancy don't agree.
(The fact that these men are 20 years younger is entirely beside the point).

6. Becoming more liable to 'man flu'- and you're not a man.


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